Spotted: that son of a son of a sailor

How do we go from arctic blast one weekend to the next weekend being sunny and 75 F.? Are we skipping winter altogether, or is Old Man Winter going to come back around and stay a little longer? Like I’ve said before, I don’t...

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Gemini composes some public shame

Capricorn (12/23-1/19) — You’ll stay in on Friday the 13th to avoid being slaughtered by a hockey mask-wearing serial killer with a machete. You’ll watch the “Scream” series of movies instead, which are so poorly acted you’ll...

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Brrrrrrrr! Oh wait, never mind, it’s hot again. Not sure what Mother Nature is thinking or doing, but she needs to chill, literally. I don’t understand how we go from arctic blast (still a little bitter we didn’t get a snow/ice...

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