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Dr. Zodiac

  • Dr. Z’s Daily Zen

    March 11, 2010

    A beautiful sun-shiny day will have you in the best of moods this morning and things will only get more interesting after lunch.

  • Scorpio: Give the Gift of Floaters

    January 26, 2010

    Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Recently you’ve been trying to get rid of the hideous bunions that have been forming on your feet.

  • Leo: Money’s on North in Geriatric Bowl

    January 12, 2010

    Capricorn (12/22-1/19) The stars have been in a weird way lately, and that seems to be caused by the folks in Mobile acting strangely.

  • Virgo: Avoid Trippy Light Shows

    December 15, 2009

    Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) Use this year’s family Christmas celebration as a time to let everyone know you’ve got three of the world’s four most popular STD’s.

  • Leo: Holiday Mullet Shocker

    December 01, 2009

    Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) As you prepare to head to a concert this coming weekend you’ll happen upon a stash of reasonably hard drugs you’ve hidden in the back of your dresser drawer since you graduated college.

  • Leo: Avoid the Dirty Sanchez

    November 17, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) A crazy person has entered your life and it’s doubtful they’re going to leave any time before Turkey Day.

  • Leo: Avoid the Dirty Sanchez

    November 17, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) A crazy person has entered your life and it’s doubtful they’re going to leave any time before Turkey Day.

  • Leo: Guard the Toilet on T-day

    November 03, 2009

    Scorpio (10/23-11/21) Feeling down?

  • Cancer: Maintain Office Superiority

    October 20, 2009

    Libra (9/23-10/22) A newfound obsession with the social networking Web site Facebook will lead your employer down a sketchy path toward abusive Internet friendships.

  • Aries: Get a Phonebook Listing

    October 06, 2009

    Libra (9/23-10/22) Tension and argument will make it hard for you to gain any ground with your colleagues, but worry not, dear friend, Dr.