The almighty steak is still the king of the caveman diet. I know most of you ladies enjoy a nice hunk of beef from time to time, but to us male Neanderthals nothing will put the metaphorical hair on our chest quicker than slightly bloody charred protein.

Steak is largely a man’s game, which possibly accounts for the reason you of the fairer sex will definitely outlive us. It’s historically proven. We need that red meat so we can open jars, work on cars, chop the wood and sling the pig skin. Allow us our brawn to pick up where our feeble minds trailed off. It isn’t much to ask.

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