Mobile sauntered across the pool deck at the Battle House Hotel and found a lounge chair. Her 312-year-old body still looked pretty rockin’ in a bikini, considering, but naturally time had taken its toll and had created some “problem areas.” But those had been there for a couple of centuries now and the old girl was very comfortable in her own wrinkled, weathered skin. A comfort that, in fact, looked really good on her.
Even though it was an exercise in futility, she slathered on some SPF 50 before diving into her new Us Weekly — also an exercise in futility, as she hadn’t known who any of the people on its pages were in decades. But she supposed she needed to be reminded that the stars were “just like us” by looking at photos of them getting coffee and picking up their dry cleaning. Who doesn’t want to see that, right?
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