Rob Holbert is a co-publisher and managing editor of Lagniappe. He can be emailed at rholbert@lagniappemobile.com

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FivePoints

One really can’t make this stuff up!!! Thank you for continuing to report on the Mabel Amos debacle!!!

GboyBama

Y'know, Tuberville is such an airhead and goofball, he might have seeded Trump with the idea he was tight with Mahomes. Like, it could have been a throwaway brag he couldn't imagine would ever come up again and of course Trump latched onto it and expanded on it.

Michael

The lawyers, Bob, know too much.

They are chums of the books of old John Marshall.

They know it all, what a dead hand wrote,

A stiff dead hand and its knuckles crumbling,

The bones of the fingers a thin white ash.

The lawyers know

a dead man's thought too well.

In the heels of the higgling lawyers, Bob,

Too many slippery ifs and buts and howevers,

Too much hereinbefore provided whereas,

Too many doors to go in and out of.

When the lawyers are through

What is there left, Bob?

Can a mouse nibble at it

And find enough to fasten a tooth in?

Why is there always a secret singing

When a lawyer cashes in?

Why does a hearse horse snicker

Hauling a lawyer away?

The work of a bricklayer goes to the blue.

The knack of a mason outlasts a moon.

The hands of a plasterer hold a room together.

The land of a farmer wishes him back again.

Singers of songs and dreamers of plays

Build a house no wind blows over.

The lawyers--tell me why a hearse horse snickers

hauling a lawyer's bones.

-- Carl Sandburg

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