Scorpio (10/23-11/21)
While hammering it down I-10 at 85 mph, you’ll see a funeral procession also on the interstate. Naturally, you’ll stop your car to honor the deceased, inadvertently causing a seven-car pileup. No one will be seriously injured, until you explain to the other irate drivers why you stopped.
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