Capricorn (12/22-1/19) — In need of a bit of a thawing out, turn the oven on and leave the door open for heat. Also try lining your coat with warm pancakes. Between now and Mardi Gras, thin out your collection of plastic drinkware.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) — With college football season coming to a close, you should adjust your schedule again to avoid Wal-Mart during peak hours. Between now and Mardi Gras, prepare for the most politically correct Comic Cowboys parade ever.

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